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Yano! Tadak! Ryo! Tadak! Ryuza!
You've done a good job!
Yes!
Today is...
Big intestine test!
Yano!
Don't call me if you don't want to do it!
Big intestine test is dirty!
It's dirty, isn't it?
In the last video,
there was a game of who would take the big intestine test and who would lose.
Yes, there was.
As a result, Ryo and I decided to take the big intestine test.
Yes!
That's right!
Why me?
As you know in the video, Ryo and I would take the test.
Yes.
That means you would take it, too.
No, no, no.
Actually, it's not a punishment game.
But as a punishment game in the video, I would do it.
Yes.
I would win.
No, you can't.
If you say it's a shame, it's me.
What would you do if I took it?
That's right.
I've wanted to take it for five years.
Toshimitsu and I will go together and check the big intestine test to see if there are any problems.
Wow!
Since you're a fetishist, you can be a little nervous.
That's right.
But I've been doing well lately.
And it's something I'm used to.
I do it a lot.
It's amazing that you're used to it.
What's this?
If there's still poop in my stomach, I can't take the test.
Yes.
So I'm going to drink this and take it all out.
Drink it, clean it up, drink it, clean it up, and take it out.
It's already happening.
Please take the big intestine test.
I'll do my best!
Big intestine test!
Is it okay to say "big intestine test"?
It should be.
What does it taste like?
I don't like it that much.
Salty?
It should be salty.
Salty.
Yes.
Oh!
It's been a while!
Doctor!
It's perfect timing.
Doctor, I've been worried about you.
No, no.
I'm a little worried about my butt, too.
Please take care of me.
I'll be back.
Yes.
Please take care of me.
So, everyone, please go to the first poop test.
Let's do our best to poop out healthy poop.
Yes.
Body prep is just right.
It sounds like the most artistic poop ever.
Body prep.
Oh, Ryo-san, isn't it a little too edgy?
It's not suitable for edgy people like you in a hospital.
The first mochi prep gave me a mild edgy feeling.
I've been restricted from eating for three days.
Oh, for three days?
Yes, but on Wednesday, I ate 10 packets of natto for the membership shoot.
I don't have such a plan!
On the way back, Toshimitsu said, "Please live like this."
When I looked at the paper, it said that you can't eat beans with skin.
What? No way!
Even people who can't get edgy tests can't eat 10 packets of natto.
For now, please poop and clean up often.
Thank you.
Oh, I miss this.
This is bad!
After this shoot, my anus hurts like hell.
I can't put any force in it, but it's so soft when you do this.
First of all, you open your knees like this.
Well, well, well.
Come closer, turn your head forward, and say "haa."
Have you ever seen this face?
Oh, you're peeing now.
I know what you mean.
You're a grown-up.
I know what you mean.
It's the power of nature.
You can't shoot me pooping my anus like this.
I'm sorry, but this is medicine.
This is medicine, right?
It's a prank.
This is meat, right?
This is shotgun, right?
This is... I'm sorry, C-rank.
Your poop is light, isn't it?
It's like this.
You just have to take out all the intestines.
Tetsuya-san, I heard you ate 10 packets of natto earlier.
It's a big mistake. It's 6 packets.
Toshimi-san!
Yes!
No, no, no!
First of all, I can't count!
No, no! Medicine, medicine!
I hate medicine!
What should I do if blood comes out?
But this is a hospital, right?
It's the safest place.
Oh, it's coming out!
The clock is...
Oh, it's Selfotohime.
Ah!
But it sounds like water.
It's like poop, right?
Oh! It literally sounds like poop.
You have to show it, right?
Oh, I see!
Well, Tadoh-san, please check it out!
You can't poop, Ryo-kun!
Everyone wants to see you poop, Ryo-kun.
I'm sorry.
No, it's fine.
Well, we're waiting for you to call us.
By the way, how is it now?
I can't show you.
It's like miso soup.
Oh, well, well.
Before the nurse comes, there's an additional bottle.
That's nice.
It says "bottle" and it's convenient, right?
Oh!
Please.
Why do you poop like you're cutting oil?
I'm going to cut oil.
Wait a minute.
It's not over yet.
Oh, it's not over yet.
It's a quick decision.
Yes!
I'll do my best a little more.
Yes, please do your best.
Yes, thank you very much.
Can I call you?
Yes, or you can come.
Oh, really?
Oh, I want you to see me poop.
Do you have such a thing?
OK!
It's OK!
Then, let's see how OK is.
Wow!
Awesome!
Isn't it?
I don't think it's poop.
Personally, I think it's poop.
Well, it's poop for now.
But, it's shiny.
It's shiny.
It feels light.
It's good to be empty.
Well, Toshimitsu-san.
Yes?
Maybe you're the only one who was called first.
Well, my teacher asked me if I want you to see my butt.
It's completely separate.
Yes, it is.
Then, as usual...
OK!
By the way...
Yes?
Well...
It's coming out, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Oh, is it coming out?
Yes, it is.
In the last case...
Yes?
As you saw in the video...
I took it all out and made a sound.
Yes.
But, Toshimitsu-san's butt came out.
What?
It came out.
So...
Honestly...
Well...
I think you should do it.
Honestly...
I think you should do it.
Have you ever seen yourself pee?
I've never seen it.
I think you'll be satisfied if you see it.
What?
I think you'll be satisfied if you see it.
I don't want to see it.
I think you'll say, "It's coming out, isn't it?"
Is there a better way to do it?
What is it?
I don't know.
Toshimitsu-san's butt came out.
What?
LOL!
We're on our way, huh?
Already getting ready!
Yep!
So, I just
met up with a dentist
and they had me check my temperature!
Is that so?!
And your temperature is...?
Uh...
A good surgery!
WHAAAA AT?!
WHAT?!
Can you show this to the dentist?
Are you kidding me?
Why not show this to a woman?
Holy smokes!
There's no harm in showing this to a friend!
Don't do this to that guy!
All he needs is that girl, ha ha!
- Oh my! - Oh my!
- There is one! - This is...
- No good? - There is one, exactly like Tetsuya's.
- No, there is one more than Tetsuya's. - Oh, yeah.
- He has a new friend. - Don't mess with me!
I was seriously thinking about the date and letters of female genitalia.
Yeah, and Shimizu-san will be gone for two weeks.
[Shimizu-san will be gone for two weeks.]
- So, that was a bonus for you, just so you know. - That's weird.
What did we do to get past this?
We can't get past it unless there is a dwarf living in it.
Huh? A dwarf?
It looks like we're ready, so let's go!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
- I'm so nervous! - I'm so nervous!
- The medical team is nervous. - This is...
- Isn't it scary to be messed with? - Let's go.
- Here you go. - Wow!
I was so nervous, but something got in my mouth.
- But you don't feel weird at all? - A little.
- How is it? - Ugh!
- Does it feel weird? - Ugh!
- What's your favorite ice cream? - Poop.
- Oh, I see. - No, no, no.
I'll let you eat it next time.
- Good job. - It's over.
- Is it over? - It's over.
- You're kidding me. - Did you have fun?
- You're kidding me. - What's 6 x 3?
- 18 - Oh, wow.
- I love you. - Thank you. I love you, Gordio.
- Let's get started. - Oh, my back hurts.
- I'm getting pretty sick. - It's okay.
- It's not bleeding, is it? - It's okay.
- It's okay.
- You're the safest person in the world right now. - It's okay.
- It's not scary. - It's not scary.
- What happened? - I felt like rock and roll.
- That's great. - My butt is rock and roll.
- Who is your favorite artist?
- What does your boyfriend do? - He does endocrine test.
- Endocrine test is fun. - I'm glad you like it.
- I like your endocrine test. - Thank you.
- Thank you for your hard work. It's over. - What?
- I'm going to the restroom. - You wanted me to stay a little longer?
- Yes, it's over. - It's over.
- I'm not nervous about the test. - Okay.
- But I'm not sure what I'm going to say after the test. - Oh, I see.
- Let's go. - Let's go.
- I want you to record the moment you change your mind. - Okay.
- By the way, Mushimene is in the back of the camera. - Okay.
- What's 11 x 11? - It's...
- What's 11 x 2? - It's quadratic, so...
- It's quadratic, so it's 120 billion. - What? 120 billion?
- Oh, I see. It's quadratic, so it might be like that. - I'm sorry.
- How long have you been looking for it? - You like it, don't you?
- I have a lot of questions. Do you want me to buy it for you later? - What do you want me to buy you?
- This machine?
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
- How was it today? Did you work out? - The environment is different. It's a little noisy and the camera is weird.
- I had a question, so I answered it. If you try to sleep, you can't sleep. - You slept a lot in the middle of the game, didn't you?
- What? - You were sleeping. - Yes, that's right.
- The doctor is here. - Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
- Shall we switch places? - Are you done? - Are you two going to sleep? - No, we're not.
- Everyone, please take a break until you go back to Shirafu. - If you do that, you won't even remember this title.
- Are you kidding me? - I'm going to say a keyword and ask you in two hours.
- What are you going to wear? - Leather. - Leather jacket. - What about you, Ryo? - Key chain. - What about you, Tetsuya? - Kourai Carrot Kanjou Sen.
- Okay, good night.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- You slept well. - Yes.
- How is the scene going? - There is no problem at all.
- Do you remember anything? - No.
- I don't know. - I don't know.
- Zero. - Zero.
- First of all, the results. - Really?
- Oh, really? - I can't laugh about it.
- I've been told a lot about it before.
- Then, teacher, please announce it.
- First of all, from Ryo. - Yes.
- There is no problem at all. - Oh, it's amazing.
- I'm glad you did it.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Second of all, Jimi-san. - Yes.
- Jimi-san, is there a problem, too? - Oh, I'm glad.
- Jimi-san, is there a problem, too? - Oh, it's amazing.
- I can't laugh about it. - Why?
- Then, Tetsuya-san with the problem. - Yes.
- Well, this time, there was no problem with the colon. - Oh, I'm glad.
- Anyway, this time, it doesn't look like inflammation, so there weren't any cells in particular.
- This time, it's heavy. - I'm glad.
- Oh, it's amazing. - I'm glad.
- The viewers and members were worried about Tetsuya's colon.
- Anyway, I'm glad. - I'm glad.
- I'm really glad. - I'm really glad.
- Rather, I'm interested in this one. - I'm interested in that one.
- The sedatives were so funny. - The sedatives were so funny.
- Then, let's take a look at it. - Yes.
- Then, first of all, Ryo-kun. - Yes.
- I'm nervous. - Oh, it's not over yet.
- Before you say the medicine. - This is me.
- Ryo, have you ever been sick so far?
- I haven't. - Huh?
- Is it me? - Isn't it me?
- Before you say the medicine. - This is me.
- It's not you. - This person is really scary.
- Scary. - It's over, it's over.
- Ryo-kun has been sleeping quietly for a long time. - It's not me.
- Oh, great. - I like you. - Thank you.
- It's not you. - It's not you.
- The last "I love you" really made sense. - I know what you mean.
- I don't remember changing clothes like this. - You like ice cream and poop, but you don't know what it means.
- It's really boring. - Can I see it? - Let's see Tetsuyan's.
- What does it mean? - What does it mean?
- There's something going on inside. - I don't know if it's medicine or not.
- I've heard it once or twice. - Isn't it the same with the medicine you always have?
- Stop it. - I can say it until you say it. - It's always like that.
- I can sleep without knowing what you're talking about. - I was sleeping quite a bit.
- You said you were sleeping without knowing? - I was sleeping.
- I was talking to you because you woke up. - Yes, I'm sorry.
- There's nothing worse than this. - You said you wanted to sleep next to me, right?
- I don't know. - I'm sorry.
- Let's change clothes. - I'm ready.
- Can we sleep together?
- That was good. - That was good.
- The last one was too good. - I'll do my best.
I'm going to be a chicken after this.
I'm going to do my best and I'm going to do my best from now on.
The problem is Toshimitsu-san.
- Toshimitsu-san, you've been talking for a long time. - No way!
I thought you might not have listened to me.
You were still on social media, right?
But you've been working hard on Twitter and stuff, so I really appreciate that.
- It's a little tough for you to do it yourself, right? - No, no, no.
- Have you been working out? - Not yet.
- I'm still on it. - Oh, you're still on it.
- How many times have you been working out? - It's getting interesting.
- Oh, no! I'm not doing any exercise!
- You're doing a lot of exercise. - I'm doing a lot of gym stuff.
- You're doing a lot of gym stuff. - It's okay, it's okay.
- You're not doing any exercise. - No, I'm not.
- You don't look like you're working out. - I'm not working out!
- You don't look like you're working out. - Huh?
- That's crazy!
- Seriously, you're amazing. - Thank you.
- You look like you're in love. - Are you in love?
- I'm in love. - You're in love?
- Yeah, I'm in love with you. - You're really serious about this, aren't you?
- I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. - Don't talk about it.
- Wow! - That's right.
- That's amazing! - You've been talking about it for a while now.
- By the way, you've been sleeping for about two hours since it ended. - Yeah.
- Before you went to sleep, you all decided something in common, do you remember? - Yeah.
- Oh, wait! I remember deciding something in common!
- Well, Ryo-kun was first, so I think Ryo-kun might have been the first one to wake up.
- I remember! Do you know what I said? - I know! But you didn't say it at the time!
- I think I wrote it. - That's correct. What about you, Joshin-san?
- I think it was two letters. "Geta" or "awari" or something like that.
- It's "leather jacket". - Ah! I remember!
- It's "leather jacket". - But I think I wrote "rhythm" in four letters.
- Oh... - It looks like a konjac warship.
- Function!
- Well, this time, we learned about your colon health and sedatives.
- We found out that sedatives are really interesting, but you can't use them for jokes.
- That's right. - Wow!
- But we also learned about their specialness. - That's right.
- You were even born with funniness that's different from your original purpose.
- That's right. - That's amazing, really.
- With that said, everyone, for now, we learned that your colon health was okay.
- And we also learned that your anus was unhealthy.
- Joshin-san's opinion as well. - Yes. Please wait for it to pass.
- With that said, Iida-sensei, thank you for today as well! - Thank you!
- Let's meet again in the next video! Goodbye!
- Go to the hospital.